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Friday, 17 February 2012

Dear Harry....Love Sandra.


You can just make out Harry and Sandra to the right of the Marina
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  Greg in the pub, Harry and Sandra in Dubai, Tottenham at Stevenage, what a wierd and wonderful life we all live at The Musings. Greg's postal connections have again allowed us to eavesdrop on the behind the scenes goings on at Club Spurs. Greg's still dreaming of winning the title if not the Double, worth a fiver at 66/1 you might think. Go on Mr. Meyer put you money where your pint tankard goes. And I don't mean on a hook behind the bar. I can't see it myself but let the youngsters dream.
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The Greg Meyer Column
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Friday 17 Febuary 2012... If Paris Married Michael Would They Produce Edna ...Birthdays All Today.
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 A Cockney Connundrum ... Is There Life After Spurs For Harry.
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 As Harry and Sandra Redknapp jet in after canapes and cocktails in Dubai courtesy of Daniel Levy thoughts turn to the not so exotic delights of Stevenage away in the Cup.
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'Ah for the poolside climes of seven star Dubai', say our Kent pub regulars. More like if the ice outside melts here, rather than when in a poolside beverage where the Redknapps have been enjoying a well deserved break. Rumour mongers have suggested the trip was to help Harry gather some thoughts about his future.  Daniel apparently said, 'Just pop out to Dubai and run around a bit'
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To that end it was no great surprise when the following missive arrived in our Pub mailbox. The postman's brother by the way is a famous EPL player of Spurs previously. Lovely postman too.
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Perhaps thoughts that might appear in a football managers wife's diary as they set off to Dubai.
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                                                                                                                                    Redknapp Downs
                                                                                                                                    Sandbanks Peninsula
                                                                                                                                   
 BH13 7PS.
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 Dear Harry,

I know just lately our time has not been our own. Kelsey has gone out of his way to explain some of it. As well I have the great support from Rosie back from his Monaco adventures. Mark and Louise have been just triffic as I know Jamie has been up in the big smoke with you.
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Thank goodness Kelsey sorted out that nasty Mr. Black QC.
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After such a happy ending and all that England stuff I set to thinking about where perhaps Sandra and Harry might go from here.
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Retirement to dog walking on the beaches here is out of the question, even for two 64 year olds. So the connundrum ( sorry about the big words ... Kelsey just trying to be helpful) is: Spurs or England?
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Surely the easy way out is a sinecure (Kelsey again). Lots of money, lots of free time, no getting up early and driving Kevin up to London. Joe is not getting any younger either. Mrs Joe thinks a little more time at home with the roses would be great for him. His interest in Italian wine collecting would probably grow with that extra time.
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Of course your talent spotting and player purchases ( nothing like "wheeler dealing" ) would be history. No need to mix nearly as much with players like little Luka, that smiling Emmanuel, Van and Sylvie, young Gareth, Oyster Benny,Younes or even the new boy Louis. Not an England player amongst them.
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No, look on the bright side. Lots of time with little Scotty , Frank, and his friend John. Mind not sure if John is still going. Darren will look forward to a few heading tips no doubt. Is that where I fit i?  Peter playing gives me a chance to catch up with Abbey and their little one.
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Of course, without being too me, I think that WAGS idea has a triffic ring to it.
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                                                                                                 Wives All Going for Spurs. Oops....Come On England.
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 With that in mind then what do you leave behind?
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Only the most scintillating football team in the Premier.
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Only the glamour, excitment and thrills of the Champions League 2012-13. After last time the Spurs might even win it.
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Only a very big chance at the biggest prize in English football. Perhaps a little wheeler dealing ( my words) in the summer might mean Spurs win it next year. Hang on if they win it this year what an earth do you do. Defend the Championship.
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Keep Ade, keep little Moddle, Gareth, the rest plus not much else means look out everyone next year.
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Look I realise it's how you say ... a home banker ... England ... or is it.
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                   Just a few thoughts dear,
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                                                         Love Sandra, Jamie, Louise, and Mark.
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                                                         Best Wishes Kevin and Joe.
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                                                         Grammar and legals , JKF QC.
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Perhaps but whatever comes keeps our thoughts and the beer keep flowing ...
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At A Kent Pub.
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Our next three matches in the season , define our season. Probably a bit simplistic says our lawyer but if we gather sufficient points against Arsenal, Man U and Everton, then title hopes lookout.
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Before that the matter of a hoped for Cup run continuation. Wembley looms perchance.
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Before we go you guessed it. Paris Hilton is 31 today, Michael Jordan 49 and Dame Edna Everage( Barry Humphries in another life) 78 years young.
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 Cheers ... no bananas at Stevenage thank you .. Greg Meyer.   coys.
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Sldeshow
Harry was good enough to send us some snaps of his visit to Dubai. Louise added the sound track and altogether not a bad result I think you will agree. He could always use the Sandbanks pile as a deposit on an apartment over there when he finally retires.
Thanks Harry.

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