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Saturday, 4 January 2014

Lamela Conspiracy In The Cup.


The Lamela File: The latest in a long line:
 The truth is out there.
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The Greg Meyer Column.
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 January 3, 2014 ... A Birthday Cast of Thousands.
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The North London Cup Derby ... A Conspiracy ...  Surely Not.
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Lamela to start in the Cup. A lay down misere surely. Argentinian and English for a certain winning hand Australian for a winning hand in that grand old card game 500, much used by Tim Sherwood to while away the down time sitting in hotels awaiting a football game.
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Hang now it's all internet betting and the like. Just ask Andros. Andros Townsend is out injured and who might take his place on the wing. Erik Lamela would surely be at short betting odds.
However early news from Spurs suggests Lamela is not available. Manager or should that be head coach Sherwood has mentioned injury and thigh in the same sentence. Yes others have opined splinters in the aforementioned thigh.
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Whatever the interesting developments are the rumours apparently regards Erik's brothers tweet information. Brian Lamela, a hitherto reliable oracle of all matters Lamela ( Erik that is) suggests there is no such thigh or injury problem. Hmmm.
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Far be it for the conspiracy team at our pub to suggest ...
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the manager misunderstood Erik. Argentinian is not Tim's first language nor his second , third etc. Mind Erik is hardly well endowed with cockney fluency.
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 the manager has yet to believe Lamela should qualify for a start. That despite an encouraging 15 minutes against Stoke. As well Lamela has previous at the Emirates earlier this season.
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 the manager's agenda does not yet include our headline signing. To date he has variously suggested he is not completely familiar with him. Hmmm.
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Unfortunately the headquarters of the Erik Lamela Fan Club goes with the third option. Certainly a big mistake and to be hoped a change of mind sooner by Mr. Sherwood.
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 The home of that fan club... of course...
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The Kent Pub.
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The optimism level has risen following Old Trafford. A cup win is realistic but still in the lap of who plays for who.
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The media would have you believe Arsenal will send a weaker side out. Absolute  bollocks..
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Before we return to the serious side of life here on a Friday evening ...
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Birthdays Galore.
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Raise your glass to Michael Schumacher, the Lord of the Rings Man Tolkein, Victor Borge, Stephen Stills, Mel Gibson,Inspector Morse, and a man still recovering at Manchester, Jonny Evans.
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Cheers ... To believe is to do ... Lamela will be a Star ... Greg Meyer.   coys.
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 Jimmy's Video Spot.
Just in case you've forgotten, here is the most recent compilation of our Erik. Could be a bluff by Tim 'Mind Games' Sherwood. Not injured at all and starts against Arsenal. I'm not as convinced as Greg but happy to be proved wrong. Bit like me and Tim to be fair.
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's injured. Sorry about your huge post lol

Sherwood confirmed it to the press. But Holtby could be contention and Sandro, as both recovered. Not Lamela I'm afraid..

tony said...

Totally unconvinced by Lamela so far - I reckon Baldini was still being paid by Roma when we agreed the £28 million fee.

Anonymous said...

eric in first round of cup against wollage, no way. sorry boys . that's ...no job for a lady... coys

Anonymous said...

There`s only one Erik, Erik the Viking! Lamela are probable our new Rebrov signing! I`m afraid our best option is to sell him now, when we still can get half the money we spent on him.. coys

Anonymous said...

Don't understand all the pessimism about Lamela, he's got all the qualities necessary to be a top player. Give him some time. COYS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i rather sell townsend, he is mediocre

Anonymous said...

Great article? Thanks for wasting my time

Anonymous said...

For 15 000 000 £ I would love to have him at the club. Its not his fault, but we could have got much more immidiate quality in for that amount. I hope he get the chance to flourish towards the second half of the season, but I don`t really see that coming. Maybe next season...

Anonymous said...

Townsend is out injured and lamella might take his place? Do follow spurs at all. Townsends been out for weeks and lamellas injured 2. Hope you didnt get paid for this article

Anonymous said...

How can Lamela fit in when spurs do not play him .he is a top player he commits the defender passes the ball and moves but never gets the ball back to me he seems to be one step ahead of his team mates looking at the arsenal match if he was playing for them he would be staring

gawoo1012 said...

What language is Argentinian exactly? They speak Spanish in Argentina. Then again, I can hardly understand Tim's twang

Anonymous said...

you write like you have been beaten within an inch of your life by a dictionary and a thesaurus at the same time.

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