Spurs breech Sky Four defences.
The JimmyG2 Column.
.Bugger. Just swooping in on the Rhur dams when we've been spotted on the radar. Pundits and papers were clearly waiting for us to implode or explode but have decided to give us a helping hand.
Tottenham the best coached team; Mauricio the best Premiership Manager; Dele the greatest footballer of his age in the History Of The game. Trippier for England and that last from Ex-Arsenal Keown.
All in the same week. If that's not formation flying at its best I don't know what is. But it's too late now guys we're going in. Not under the radar, but hidden in plain view.
Dele has had a hand in more goals than Bill Brewer, David Beckham, Peter Gurney, Stephen Gerrard, Dan'l Whiddon, Frank Lampard and Uncle Tom Cobley and all, combined, before the age of 21.
The implication is that Mauricio and Dele are too good for Spurs and putting the usual suspects for the next greatest thing, Man.Utd and Real Madrid among others on the alert.
The raid on the reputations of all but Chelsea was sparked by our sixth consecutive win and more broken records than a bull in HMV. And so let concerted destabilisation begin.
So far they've ignored us and focused on the woes of Arsenal, Man.City and Man.Utd, Arsene, Pep and Jose. But as the number of games decreases the threat to the established order is confirmed.
Time for push to turn to shove. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get us. Pundits and press have too much invested in the Sky Four to let it go so easily.
Don't fight it people, Spurs are on the move.and heading for the top of a league near you quite soon.
Another 4-0 victory, our default score, after a slightly tricky first 15 minutes against Watford has made them sit up and take notice once again.
So it was over half an hour before the aforementioned Dele curled a beauty into the top corner for our first. Before half time Dier had lashed one in and Son found the corner of the net with another.
3-0 up at half time and all from the edge or outside the box. Precision bombing at its best: the Rhur valley flooded and the Watford and other Gaps widened severely.
Isn't it nice to be the early Saturday kick-off, win, and sit back. In the event all the top seven teams won except Arsenal, thumped at Crystal Palace. Talk about a result. Enough said, let's not gloat too soon.
Harry returning ahead of schedule just failed to get on the end of another Trippier cross and set up an easy one for Son to complete his hat-trick but he missed. Harry won't be passing unselfishly again in the near future.
Son had scored a fine controlled goal from another....all together...Trippier cross for 4-0. We should have had 6 or more. A footnote on Janssen and that's all he will be in the History of Spurs if he makes even that.
He was in the right place twice but failed to trouble the scorers. Gomes saved from a nice hold up and turn early on and the crossbar prevented a second from close in. Very close in. I remember Soldado doing the same.
Eerie but let's not go there. The sight of Harry arriving on the hour must have been sad for Vincent but he just hasn't done enough with his chances, honest as he is.
Son is all over the place at times but creates plenty of chances for himself and at least puts some of them away. His two fine goals against Watford and his ridiculous miss just about sums him up.
Not at our impeccable best but 4-0 will do. We don't need more for our goal difference which is the best in the Premiership as is our defensive record.
Dam good show boys. What's not to admire, revel in and ram down everybody's throats? But not just yet.
Jimmy's Video Spot.
Dele's Taxi ride to training with Lloyd Griffith.
What a lovely fella well both of them in fact. Dele is a sport, can crack a joke and take one although he didn't look too comfortable at times. I bet his caravan would fetch a fortune on e-bay.
That Eric Dier's a very lucky boy.